are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
17 year olds will be the death of me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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