protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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