If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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