I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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