NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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