That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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