I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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