You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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