just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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