Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
A bitchslap is in order.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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