Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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