i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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