guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
