Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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