but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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