you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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