The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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