Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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