Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's blow job season.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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