I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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