I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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