She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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