i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Locals Wish Tourists Would Stop Doing These 27 Things
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
25 True Facts That Sound Fake AF
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.