You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just pynch a tree in the face
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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