careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
