I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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