Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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