I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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