Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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