I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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