It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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