thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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