Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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