Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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