no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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