What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
The ass gains better be worth it
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