Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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