your room smells of hookers.
And success
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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