Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She's the barista slut.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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