of course. lets lasso hookers.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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