I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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