i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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