butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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