If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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