I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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