yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Buhtt sex?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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