That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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