Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just pee around me
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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