why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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