shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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