apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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