I'm sorry my penis didn't work
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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