no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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